Oh, the mystery! Just who is The Silent Moose of Doom? Are you brave enough to ask the question? Are you strong enough to know the answer? Do you have a double-jointed thumb? None of these factors really count. Actually, you just need a finger to click the link, an eye or eyes with which to read the words that follow, and a basic grasp of the written English language. Onwards!
Who is the Silent Moose of Doom? Is she a ninja?
No!
Is she a stern but sexy librarian?
I don’t think so!
Is she a stealthy thief in the night?
Not likely! Wow, you’re terrible at this.
Is she, I don’t know, some kind of moose?
Yes!
Is she silent?
Yes!
But why?
Don’t ask so many questions. You’re forgetting the most important part.
The doom?
The Doom!
What kind of doom are we talking about here?
Doom!
Doomy Doom!
Ultimate Doomy Doom which no anti-doom could undo!
From a Moose!
A Silent Moose!
Of Doom!
I think we covered that.
OF DOOM!
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Argh, my face!
Wait, did I say not a ninja?
